{"id":54,"date":"2008-04-20T18:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-20T18:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/?p=54"},"modified":"2008-04-20T18:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-20T18:08:00","slug":"thanks-to-forkspit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/thanks-to-forkspit\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks to Forkspit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>for the link to this video that she posted a couple of weeks ago, but I&#8217;ve only just caught (the blog&#8217;s updated even less frequently than the one you&#8217;re reading). This ought to be shown before every movie at my local Cineworld. That said, it must be an old video, as it doesn&#8217;t mention the special circle of hell reserved for people who send or receive text messages during movies, as if to say &#8216;I can&#8217;t be bothered to follow this, so I&#8217;m going to distract you, too&#8217;. Oh and do read <a href=\"http:\/\/forksplit.blogspot.com\/\">Forkspit<\/a>, soon, I believe, to be a book. But be warned, as with the video, explicit content yada yada yada<\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.broadcaster.com\/video\/external\/player.swf?clip=519_1423979278_mastodon_linoleum_knife.flv\" quality=\"high\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"340\"> <\/embed><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for the link to this video that she posted a couple of weeks ago, but I&#8217;ve only just caught (the blog&#8217;s updated even less frequently than the one you&#8217;re reading). This ought to be shown before every movie at my local Cineworld. That said, it must be an old video, as it doesn&#8217;t mention the special circle of hell reserved for people who send or receive text messages during movies, as if to say &#8216;I can&#8217;t be bothered to follow this, so I&#8217;m going to distract you, too&#8217;. Oh and do read Forkspit, soon, I believe, to be a book. But be warned, as with the video, explicit content yada yada yada<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbelbin.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}